Ad Infinitum

My poor bank account… Totally worth it :p

nomnomnom.

Motivated.

Running away from a rapist in really high heels, getting invited to a random party and drank a mystery drink, went to a club and got kicked out because of a drunk underaged friend, went to another club and went to the bathroom and had to crawl under the door to wake up passed out friend off the toilet, leave the bathroom to get the drunk fucker water and come back to see a drunk friend passed out on the floor with people surrounding her and get kicked out of club #2, paid for all the taxi rides which was about $50 dollars and had to fireman carry this drunk bitch up three flights of stairs and lift her up onto her top bunk, go next door to play some beer pong and kings cup and go to my room to get drinks, come back to a fight between a PFC and a crippled Lance Corporal on crutches which by the end of the fight it looked like a complete crime scene with blood everywhere (Marines Oorah -__-) had to sneak that bloody fucker past the duty Staff Sergeant and the annoying ass fire watch, go back to the crime scene and help clean up but then end up having a strobe light party, try to go back to my room but find out one of my roommates is having sex with a random dude so I’m locked out in the freezing cold until the deed is done. After that I just decided to call it a night, and after consuming a whole bottle of captain morgan by myself, I’m sober enough to say this is all there is to do in Jacksonville, North Carolina. 

cynthipoo:

:’|

What do you do when you’re mad at the world and god but breaking everything in sight isn’t a option?